Fizz

Verity's busy unpacking a million and a half boxes that have been deposited in the foyer at Carbootsale Library. In the midst of this, and sundry commonplace horrors, she is called upon by the health and safety man. He's a bit put out because she dealt with the fire inspector herself.

"If I knew you exist I'd have let you deal with him yourself, believe you me."

He's even more put out when they go into the children's library.

"That model of radiator's been against the law for the last ten years."

"I expect they'll be replaced when we're redecorated, they've been promising us that for thirty years."