"Bad news," says Jim. "I've been given the job of overhauling the customer feedback pages on the corporate web site. The current one's pants."
"Easy peasey," says I. "You can delegate it to a working group made up of a dozen people who won't ever be able to get together for a meeting about the project. This is the Helminthdale Way."
Jim looks glummer: "even worse news: I am the working group."