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Tuesday, November 27, 2007


For the fifth time this morning every user of the corporate network has received this email:

To: All users
From: Network support
Subject: Network performance

Problem: Many users are encountering network access problems, including impaired or no access to shared network drives. Some users are also encountering problems with access to Outlook. This is caused by network performance issues.

Prognosis: There is no current solution to this problem.

We're not big on cause and effect in Helminthdale.


The Topiary Cow said...

Five times in one morning.

But then, if they're having problems with Outlook, they wouldn't be getting the message anyway.


Kevin Musgrove said...

Ah yes, but imagine how pissed they are to find, when the connection's restored, that their inbox is chock-ful of network performance bulletins and "your mailbox is over its limit" messages!