To: All users
From: Network support
Subject: Network performance
Problem: Many users are encountering network access problems, including impaired or no access to shared network drives. Some users are also encountering problems with access to Outlook. This is caused by network performance issues.
Prognosis: There is no current solution to this problem.
We're not big on cause and effect in Helminthdale.
2 comments:
Five times in one morning.
But then, if they're having problems with Outlook, they wouldn't be getting the message anyway.
Moo!
Ah yes, but imagine how pissed they are to find, when the connection's restored, that their inbox is chock-ful of network performance bulletins and "your mailbox is over its limit" messages!
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