Reflection

Overheard discussion of our betters:

"It must be bloody good in their house at Christmas:

"Hello love, Merry Christmas. Where's me card and prezzie?"

"I've not got it yet; I wasn't sure when I was going to be able to get to the shops so I didn't bother. I'll get them tomorrow, so long as I'm not doing anything more important like book sale or choosing the colour of a skirting board."