A jingly bracelet or two

A colleague tells me that her library authority has decided to flog its withdrawn stock on eBay. Her boss susses out that they'll need a PayPal account and an eBay account.

"We can't set up accounts for the library authority so you'll have to open accounts in your own name and organise the sales and payments. Oh, by the way, you'll need to take the books to the Post Office outside hours because we can't spare you from the library."

Last year's case in Manchester looming large in the memory, my colleague told them to go and procreate.