Gone are the lavatories in the back yard

Maisie's been presented with a water bill for the old Roadkill Library site. The one we vacated a couple of years back. She queried this with United Utilities, explaining that we wouldn't be paying it.

"If you don't pay the bill we'll have to come out and cut the water off at the premises."

"Well, the best of luck: they've knocked it down and there's a bloody great road on top of it."