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How events are organised...

From: Frog

To: Dagmar

Subject: Children's Reading Week event

Hi Dagmar,

The poet's available any time that week. Which would suit you best at Raccoonville?

From: Dagmar

To: Frog

Which day is the poet available?

From: Frog

To: Dagmar

The poet is available any time that week. When's best?

From: Dagmar

To: Frog

Any time's fine.

So Frog books the poet and sends out the publicity. Sure as eggs...

From: Dagmar

To: Frog

We can't have the poet on a Thursday. The Ladies' Reading Guild uses the meeting room that day.