Void

I'm in a meeting in the Town Hall. From my vantage point I can see the empty rolling plains that is the staff car park. The prohibitions on staff parking there are everything to do with the council's commitments to its Green Commute Programme and nothing whatever to do with trying to rake off a take from the commercial car parks in the town centre.

And absolutely nothing to do with the rumour that the car park is structurally unsound, nor should anything be read into the Building Inspection Team's being told that on no account must they investigate the lumps of concrete that fell off the side that time.

Only a cynic would point out that that of the Building Inspectors were made redundant last month.