We're taking a bit of a breather while the world rearranges its underpants. Meanwhile, the other blog is here.

Monday, July 12, 2010

We called him all the Portuguese pet-names we could think of
and made up a few new ones.

As a consolation prize for Friday's slight mishap Digby Deadpan, the council's Press Officer, has set the library up with another prospective road crash. This time it's A Celebrity Some Of Us Have Heard Of.

"I want you to get in some schoolkids," he tells Posy. "Of course, I'll need to know what they're going to say to him."

"Schoolkids?" asks Posy, "do you imagine they're going to remember what they were going to say to him a week after they've told us?"

"Well, we can't have them upsetting him with difficult questions. He's a bit of a diva."

Kettle. Pan.

"If he's a bit of a diva, what the fuck is he doing booking him to meet the public in a library?" explodes Maybelle.


nursemyra said...

It's no Max Cryer is it?

Pat said...

It's Stephen Fry and what child would get a word in edgewise?

Nota Bene said...

Pat it can't be Stephen Fry...he's lovely and a national institution...it's Gary Linneker

Kevin Musgrove said...

Sadly, all names are changed to protect the guilty.