"I want you to get in some schoolkids," he tells Posy. "Of course, I'll need to know what they're going to say to him.""Schoolkids?" asks Posy, "do you imagine they're going to remember what they were going to say to him a week after they've told us?""Well, we can't have them upsetting him with difficult questions. He's a bit of a diva."
Kettle. Pan.
"If he's a bit of a diva, what the fuck is he doing booking him to meet the public in a library?" explodes Maybelle.
4 comments:
It's no Max Cryer is it?
It's Stephen Fry and what child would get a word in edgewise?
Pat it can't be Stephen Fry...he's lovely and a national institution...it's Gary Linneker
Sadly, all names are changed to protect the guilty.
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