We're taking a bit of a breather while the world rearranges its underpants. Meanwhile, the other blog is here.

Wednesday, July 28, 2010

Undetectable in normal everyday use

The staff gents' toilet hasn't had a working extractor fan for the past fourteen years. With the current round of cuts and austerity measures it's unlikely that it's going to be fixed any time soon.

Even the cleanest bathroom hangs onto its devils, which is how we've discovered that the combination of Glade Fresh and Glade Apple & Cinnamon sprayed in a 2:1 ratio creates exactly the smell of Bazooka Joe bubble gum.

We are investigating the possibilities of tapping into the nostalgia wave as an income generator.


nursemyra said...

Eye watering information

Pat said...

Funny you should say that. A friend is station master at a steam railway station and wanted to replace the ancient urinals in the men's loos but can't because they have a preservation order slapped on them.

Kevin Musgrove said...

nursemyra: we aim to please (-;

Pat: quite right, too.

Next time you're in Liverpool, nip into the Gents in the Philharmonic. They're a National Treasure.

Pat said...