The delusional and terminally superficial

Some of the staff have come back this week's indoctrination session. The Bobbing Up And Down Team have been wound up and the relict members are passing on the good news about Helminthdale Council's new way of working.

The idea that Helminthdale Council works at all strikes many of us as a dangerous novelty.

Apparently, that isn't an attitude that's going to be tested under the new regime.