Staff room conversation:
"I've not seen you for a bit, Maudie. How was your holiday?"
"Very nice. We went to London for a few days."
"Oh, very good. Stay at the Dorchester did you?"
"No... Mind you, I did once went to the Dorchester. To use the loo."
"Did you have to wear your white gloves?"
"Oh no, they've got paper these days."