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Wednesday, March 18, 2009

Class

Staff room conversation:

"I've not seen you for a bit, Maudie. How was your holiday?"

"Very nice. We went to London for a few days."

"Oh, very good. Stay at the Dorchester did you?"

"No... Mind you, I did once went to the Dorchester. To use the loo."

"Did you have to wear your white gloves?"

"Oh no, they've got paper these days."

4 comments:

Lavinia said...

(((Guffaws!)))

Gadjo Dilo said...

:-)

And I imagine in the old days they had pages ripped out from The Lady and Country Living on a hook in the toilets for customers' use.

The Dotterel said...

But the lavatory-attendant wears them, doesn't she?

Pearl said...

HA!

I'm going to have to pass that along -- silliest thing I've heard today.

Pearl