Staff room conversation:
"I've not seen you for a bit, Maudie. How was your holiday?"
"Very nice. We went to London for a few days."
"Oh, very good. Stay at the Dorchester did you?"
"No... Mind you, I did once went to the Dorchester. To use the loo."
"Did you have to wear your white gloves?"
"Oh no, they've got paper these days."
4 comments:
(((Guffaws!)))
:-)
And I imagine in the old days they had pages ripped out from The Lady and Country Living on a hook in the toilets for customers' use.
But the lavatory-attendant wears them, doesn't she?
HA!
I'm going to have to pass that along -- silliest thing I've heard today.
Pearl
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