As part of the council's lurch into the brave new world of empowered employee buy-in we're going to have a New Staff Newsletter. Again. If in doubt, launch a New Staff Newsletter.
This prompts an immediate and enthusiastic discussion amongst the ranks in the library.
- Salome suggests "Bugger bugger bugger bugger."
- Sybil suggests "Two fingers to the workplace."
- And Maudie suggests "Bollocks."