- Keeping staff in their place (45%)
- Hobnobbing with The Profession (30%)
- The book sale (15%)
- The colour of the carpet (10%)
- A nice cup of tea (0%)
This is an entirely unscientific sample but the subject of library managers demands a certain lack of intellectual rigour anyway, so we'll accept the results nem. con.
It's really unnerving to find that so many people from round the globe find parallels between Helminthdale and their own working environments. Ah dear... the awfulness of the public library environment when public library managers have their head.