Three-quarters of the network traffic locally is either IT testing the network to try and work out why all the connections are dropping; IT testing the mail servers to try and work out why everybody's Outlook keeps crashing; or emails from IT telling us there's something wrong with the network and Outlook keeps crashing.
Just for a change we've all just received the IT Section's e-newsletter. It tells us that the new upgrades to the network make it work more intelligently. It is obviously a malign intelligence intent on doing us grave harm. There'll be some smart traffic on the buy-and-sell pages of the intranet as people upgrade their crucifixes and Joan-the-wads.