Somebody has noticed that we're playing a ringer in the staff room crib. Alas, the "real" Little Baby Jesus has been mislaid -- there are so many boxes lying around the place that the poor little mite could be anywhere so the Millennium Bug is acting substitute. Suitably swathed in swaddling cloths he does a fair job of it.
"Isn't it a bit impious having the Millennium Bug in the manger?"
Mary, Joseph and the three kings are clothes pegs. It's the thought that counts.