I used to come up here at dinnertime

I'm going to have to switch my hearing aid off when I'm in the staff room, which is difficult as I don't have one. Even so...

"That looks nice, what is it?"

"Tongue."

"Yeugh! I don't know how you can eat that."

"Why, what's wrong with it?"

"Well, just think where it's been. It's been rolling about in a cow's mouth. Yeugh."

"What are you having, then?"

"Eggs."