"This is all getting a bit silly now, isn't it?" asks Bronwyn. "I mean, we needed to do a World Book Day display but the rest is getting a bit out of hand."
"Himself's been upstairs telling staff to tidy up the booksale books," says Salome. "'It's the first thing they'll see when they come in,' he says."
"Jesus," I reply. "If that's the first thing we're showing them what does that say about the service?"
"Do you think he'll show them that we've got a choice of milk and that we've got a clock which is really convenient because it tells people when to go up to staff the counter?" asks Frog.
My, how we laughed.
(This is the 2,000th entry in this blog. May the Good Lord save us all!)