Frog's been doing a class visit at St. Barrabas' Primary School. Partway through his telling the kids a story, a head pops round the door.
"Have we only the one turnip?"
Asks the teacher.
(It turns out that in the past whenever they told the story of The Giant Turnip they wasted a lot of time explaining what a turnip is, so they've invested in the visual aids.)
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This would explain something about childhood obesity epidemic. Perhaps authors should nowadays write stories with Doritos and Mars Bars as central characters.
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