Corporate Helminthdale scores another own-goal. We've all received our copies of the new corporate newsletter, the first since they told us we're all getting pay cuts (even the people getting pay rises). Pride of place is the news that the council has installed "confidential screening for sexually-transmitted diseases" in the toilets in the Town Hall.
"This facility will be moving around the Town Hall, so keep your eye out for it!"
No schoolboy smut from this source!
This hasn't impressed the troops. The Christmas message was that the Council thinks we're worthless. The New Year message is that the Council thinks we're syphilitic and worthless.
God knows what the Easter message will be.
2 comments:
Ha!
Screening in toilets, eh? Someone actually stands in the toilet to screen for disease?
And you think your job is bad...
Moo!
I'm not sure it's a someone. At least I hope it's not a someone. Oh dear..
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