Maisie is being sent out to buy yet more milk for one or other of the meetings in the library.
"Wouldn't it be easier to buy a cow?"
I ask. Which prompts the inevitable discussion in the staff room.
"I should think we've got more than enough cows as it is."
"If we bought a cow we could call it T.Aldous."
"We could say that it was a tribute."
2 comments:
Tin of beans? TIN OF BEANS?!?
(Cow ruffling Topiary indignantly)
Cow will have you know she would need at least 2 cases of beans to be bought.
Moo!
Topiary cows are obviously more expensive than the norm.
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