I think we've had the last Christmas Kareoke Night at Dutch Bend Library. Saturday night's do went on raucously and well into the night (my informant left just before one after watching the spectacle of T.Aldous dancing to 'Nellie the Elephant').
Daisy Duck's planning her revenge on her mate the landlord at The Spotted Mule, which is just across the road from the library. At half two there was a knock on the library door. Daisy opened it to be faced with two policemen.
"We've had a complaint from the pub across the road. They say you're making too much noise."
It must have made their year. Daisy can see the funny side but is a bit worried:
"I don't think T.Aldous has ever been raided before."