Seems to be the best offer

Just when you think you've heard the lot...

I'm at Epiphany to deliver some equipment and get a sense of what needs doing next from my perspective (and to give a sense of how likely I am to do it). Luckily, Thelma's fairly level-headed, if a bit wayward with her cultural references*. Which is just as well, given her baptism of fire with Helminthdale Council's Buildings Project Management Team, the bane of T.Aldous' life.

"Have you seen this?"

"What is it?"

"I asked the Buildings Project Manager for a whiteboard. This is what he sent me."

"What is it?"

"It's a board painted white."

And so it is.

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* we are not naming the computers after 1990s grunge bands