It had to happen: the World War II vibe and the Stanley Slavski Method School have conjoined and the lunatic fringes amongst the staff (i.e. most of us) are living with the bastard offspring. There are people in this building who are Being RAF officers imprisoned by the Wehrmacht practising being Belgian migrant workers from Blackpudden in Brabant off to work in munitions factories near the Swiss border. I actually heard this exchange in the lift lobby:
"Dammit, man! What have I told you? That's just how Jerry will catch you out if you're not careful!"
The speakers were two middle-aged ladies.
I apologise in advance to any of you who ring our Regional Library Service and get the reply:
"Ich bin auslander, nicht verstahen."