We're taking a bit of a breather while the world rearranges its underpants. Meanwhile, the other blog is here.

Tuesday, August 12, 2008

Distressed orphans keeping horses in the woods in secret

We've bought into "Boys Into Books," one of the endless array of Reading Agency programmes this summer, this time aimed at encouraging early teen boys to continue reading as an occasional relief from the nursery slopes of self-abuse. Thinking on, we might want to provide Wet Wipes with each book.

We've already had a backlash from the training bra commandos:
"What do you mean, 'Boys Into Books?'"

"It's to encourage boys to read more."

"You should buy more books for girls if they read more. There's no point buying books for boys 'cos they're too thick to read."
They get even more terrifying once they're old enough to get tattoos.

4 comments:

max said...

Hi Kevin,

I grew up as a reluctant reader. Now I write action-adventures & mysteries, especially for boys 8 and up, that kids hate to put down. My web site is at http://www.maxbooks.9k.com and my Books for Boys blog is at http://booksandboys.blogspot.com
Ranked by Accelerated Reader

Max Elliot Anderson

NEWSPAPER CAPER, TERROR AT WOLF LAKE, NORTH WOODS POACHERS, MOUNTAIN CABIN MYSTERY, BIG RIG RUSTLERS, SECRET OF ABBOTT'S CAVE, & LEGEND OF THE WHITE WOLF are compared by readers and reviewers to Tom Sawyer, The Hardy Boys, Huck Finn, Nancy Drew, Harry Potter, Tom Swift, Scooby-Doo, Lemony Snicket, and adventure author Jack London.

The Topiary Cow said...

Or, you could just do as they do in America.

Spend all the new book budget buying books in languages for all the immigrants.

Moo!

Gadjo Dilo said...

encouraging early teen boys to continue reading as an occasional relief from the nursery slopes of self-abuse. Thinking on, we might want to provide Wet Wipes with each book...

When I was 13 my mum went into our local bookstore and asked the (male) shop assistent if he could recommend a book for a boy in his early teens. Either he hadn't heard her question clearly or he was of the naughty uncle type, for he gave her something called The Heir to Falconhurst, saying "This is very popular, madam". This aforementioned book is what they call a potboiler or, errr, soft porn. I can remember it almost word for word.

Kevin Musgrove said...

Max --
Hi, thanks for the gen. I'll pass this on my colleagues.


Ms. Cow --
We're all immigrants from someplace somewhen. Just so long as we get people reading and enjoying!

gadjo --
That's the chap we need in the modern library service!