The nation speaks!

I asked you "What are your predictions for Helminthdale in 2008?"

You spoke:

• Everyone will live happily ever after 0%
• A library will be closed by an influx of badgers 6%
• Somebody will say: "Sorry, that was entirely my fault" 6%
• Library management will make a decision 13%
• A library will be closed when the floor caves in 13%
• T.Aldous will be awarded the O.B.E. 13%
• A reality TV show will be used to fill staff vacancies 13%

And the option of choice:

• Somebody will say: "I was on leave that week" 53%

Sucker bet really.