"Just think: what would be the chances of so many women in one room not having slept with Russell Brand or John Terry?"
"You mean you haven't?"
Tuesday, February 09, 2010
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Overheard in the staff room:
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Erm, without wanting to disparage Helminthdale's finest, I suppose it would all depend on the average age, weight and IQ of said roomful of women?
Oh and those of us living in wee twee villages north of the border seem to be pretty safe...
So many jokes about John Terry... so very many indeed.
Macy: I think they're probably safe, on the whole..
Jimmy: I know, we should be ashamed of ourselves.
Russell Brand, John Terry and a member of your library, now there's a threesome! (Except Brand would be too busy pratting about with his hair to actually do anything.)
It's Brand and Terry I'd feel sorry for: this lot are getting to that frisky age
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