"Get me a price for a new whiteboard for the staff room. We can put it next to the door to the ladies' so that we can put the Swine Flu updates there. They're quite cheap, so we'd probably be best getting a couple more, just in case.
"Somebody from Building Services should be ringing about the fire alarm at Spadespit Library. My 'phone's through to you so could you put it through to me when he does?"
T.Aldous has been retired for the best part of a month.