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Tuesday, February 09, 2010

Spam javelin

Overheard in the staff room:

"Just think: what would be the chances of so many women in one room not having slept with Russell Brand or John Terry?"

"You mean you haven't?"

5 comments:

Macy said...

Erm, without wanting to disparage Helminthdale's finest, I suppose it would all depend on the average age, weight and IQ of said roomful of women?

Oh and those of us living in wee twee villages north of the border seem to be pretty safe...

Jimmy Bastard said...

So many jokes about John Terry... so very many indeed.

Kevin Musgrove said...

Macy: I think they're probably safe, on the whole..

Jimmy: I know, we should be ashamed of ourselves.

Gadjo Dilo said...

Russell Brand, John Terry and a member of your library, now there's a threesome! (Except Brand would be too busy pratting about with his hair to actually do anything.)

Kevin Musgrove said...

It's Brand and Terry I'd feel sorry for: this lot are getting to that frisky age