Starched

Sometimes people provide so much too much information that it transcends the Yuk Factor and becomes almost lovely. Or at least dead funny.

Sybil was telling us about one of the caretakers at her old place who worked part-time as a life model for artists. She was also a bit too frank about her love life:

"One day we were sat there chatting when she told us that after her and her husband had had conjugal thingy she always 'tidied herself up with a freshly-laundered bit of muslin.'"