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Wednesday, February 24, 2010

The trousers of an atheist

T.Aldous has burnt out the paper shredder.

11 comments:

Happy Frog and I said...

Could be worse, he could have broken 2 Dysons with his hair loss. I wish I could stop shedding!

Jimmy Bastard said...

The selfish prig!

wendy house said...

is shredding code for some form of sexual activity that I should know more about? I cant help feeling that I'm missing out on something here

Major Tom D'Omo said...

Kev
This reminds me very much of a Special (bibliographic) Forces joke about the young man working in a supermarket who said he got an urge to put his thing in the bacon slicer. Psychiatrist urged him not to do so - he came back later and said "it's too late" - Psychiatrist said "what happened?"
"I got the sack"
"No, what about the bacon slicer?"
"Oh, she got the sack too"

geraldgee said...

Wendy...Different from copier practice,it is not wise to sit on a shredder.

Gadjo Dilo said...

I've decided, you need to make a statue of Mr T.Aldous (and then he might finally go): I'm thinking something modern, using objet trouvé like a burnt out paper shredder for his head.

nursemyra said...

Quite an achievement

Pat said...

He's obviously never going to go away. Could you maybe give him some tedious little jobs to do? Especially if it relieves yourself.

No Good Boyo said...

Does he think the mob is advancing on Library HQ toting AK-70s, and it's time to shred the outstanding fines records?

KAZ said...

This made me laugh.
I like the heading too - though I don't get it .... of course.

Kevin Musgrove said...

Happy Frog: eek!

Jimmy: quite.

Wendy: honestly not, I promise!

Major: one of the jokes that closed the British Empire

geraldgee: I'm glad's been cleared up!

Nursemyra: true

Pat: he's giving himself tedious things to do!

Boyo: the laugh of it is that he's so stupidly honest that every bugger and his dog know where all the bodies are buried.

Kaz: ta. me neither