Kev This reminds me very much of a Special (bibliographic) Forces joke about the young man working in a supermarket who said he got an urge to put his thing in the bacon slicer. Psychiatrist urged him not to do so - he came back later and said "it's too late" - Psychiatrist said "what happened?" "I got the sack" "No, what about the bacon slicer?" "Oh, she got the sack too"
I've decided, you need to make a statue of Mr T.Aldous (and then he might finally go): I'm thinking something modern, using objet trouvé like a burnt out paper shredder for his head.
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Could be worse, he could have broken 2 Dysons with his hair loss. I wish I could stop shedding!
The selfish prig!
is shredding code for some form of sexual activity that I should know more about? I cant help feeling that I'm missing out on something here
Kev
This reminds me very much of a Special (bibliographic) Forces joke about the young man working in a supermarket who said he got an urge to put his thing in the bacon slicer. Psychiatrist urged him not to do so - he came back later and said "it's too late" - Psychiatrist said "what happened?"
"I got the sack"
"No, what about the bacon slicer?"
"Oh, she got the sack too"
Wendy...Different from copier practice,it is not wise to sit on a shredder.
I've decided, you need to make a statue of Mr T.Aldous (and then he might finally go): I'm thinking something modern, using objet trouvé like a burnt out paper shredder for his head.
Quite an achievement
He's obviously never going to go away. Could you maybe give him some tedious little jobs to do? Especially if it relieves yourself.
Does he think the mob is advancing on Library HQ toting AK-70s, and it's time to shred the outstanding fines records?
This made me laugh.
I like the heading too - though I don't get it .... of course.
Happy Frog: eek!
Jimmy: quite.
Wendy: honestly not, I promise!
Major: one of the jokes that closed the British Empire
geraldgee: I'm glad's been cleared up!
Nursemyra: true
Pat: he's giving himself tedious things to do!
Boyo: the laugh of it is that he's so stupidly honest that every bugger and his dog know where all the bodies are buried.
Kaz: ta. me neither
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