We have had an Health & Safety intervention. Thus it is that the new H&S noticeboard has been removed from behind the staff room door and stuck in the corridor round the corner where people will bump into you when they're running to the toilet due to the after effects of their new diet pills.
Unfortunately, there's not enough room on the noticeboard for the mandatory Swine Flu instructions ("do not kiss a pig if it has a runny nose") so that's had to be stuck up somewhere else...
Behind the inward-facing door in the staff room.
4 comments:
But pigs' noses are always stuck up.
It depends where you're kissing them
Perhaps all doors should be removed and the open airy look with 100 watt bulbs be adopted.
Is there a drive to reduce staff numbers that you don't know about?
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