"There's something very wrong with a man who sees an upturned umbrella in the bath and doesn't have to quell a violent primeval urge to have a crap in it."
Think About It
1 hour ago
Unbelievable tales from One Who Knows. ‘It is a comfort in wretchedness to have companions in woe’.
| Suck your teeth | 28% |
| Put your socks back on | 1% |
| Have a book sale | 22% |
| Freeze all vacancies and complain that there aren't enough staff | 8% |
| Try to spend all your budget in the last week in March | 0% |
| Underspend your budgets by 32% and complain that you're underfunded | 4% |
| Clean some tea spoons | 3% |
| Count the bog rolls | 1% |
| Tell everybody that you were on leave that week | 33% |
"There's something very wrong with a man who sees an upturned umbrella in the bath and doesn't have to quell a violent primeval urge to have a crap in it."
3 comments:
Where on earth can you overhear conversations that have the word "quell" in them? A very upmarket pub or bus, presumably!
Staff room!! Tell them about the raincoat Kevin!
the voice of the people! will do.
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