Big to do. Questions are Being Asked. Bamboo shoots under the fingernails of Assistant Librarians. Library Assistants being swabbed for DNA testing. Twenty-odd staff hours involved in investigation and interrogation.
The crime?
Two tatty books were accidentally transferred to Catty Library, which is Not Accepting Transferred Stock.
2 comments:
It was me. I do it for a laugh.. hahahhahahahahaha. Actually, im not allowed to transfer stock, as its far 'too compilcated' but ill get the buggers back one day for the 17 last copy transfers that arrived in the box this morning, complete with suspisious stains and missing pages.
Aha! Caught you! I'll bet you sent them all those picture books with the teeth marks.
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