What's brown and sticky?
A wireless nunchuck.
What's blue and wavy?
A wave.
What's brown and smokes a pipe?
Stanley Baldwin in a pan of Bisto.
May the good Lord help us.
Tuesday, January 20, 2009
I'd learned enough grass snake to order lunch
Today's favourite staff room riddles. The spirit of the Christmas cracker lives on.
May the good Lord help us.
May the good Lord help us.
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3 comments:
No, no, no. The first one is all wrong. The joke goes like this:
Q: What's brown and sticky?
A: A STICK.
[thunderous guffaws]
That's pretty good.
Moo!
what do you call a vicar on a bicycle?
a cyclist
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