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Tuesday, January 20, 2009

I'd learned enough grass snake to order lunch

Today's favourite staff room riddles. The spirit of the Christmas cracker lives on.

What's brown and sticky?
A wireless nunchuck.

What's blue and wavy?
A wave.

What's brown and smokes a pipe?
Stanley Baldwin in a pan of Bisto.

May the good Lord help us.


Anonymous said...

No, no, no. The first one is all wrong. The joke goes like this:

Q: What's brown and sticky?


[thunderous guffaws]

The Topiary Cow said...

That's pretty good.


Unknown said...

what do you call a vicar on a bicycle?

a cyclist