"So that's where you are! What do you think you'e doing? I want you to move some boxes in Noddy Library."
Then he stalks off. I turn to Seth:
"Just remind me: you are caretaker at Helminthdale Library aren't you? Not Borough-wide shit-shifter?"
"Oh yes," he says with feeling. "And if he's not careful he's going to be shifting Glass Road by himself."