Yuk!

Just when I thought I'd heard every stupid curry house rumour ever... Daisy's organising a birthday do for one of her library assistants and suggested the Jim Corbett Grill in Catty.

"Ooh no, I wouldn't go there. That's the one that got closed down because the cooks were coming in the curry."

"What?!? Have you any proof of this?"

"I haven't got pictures. It's true, though, it was in the Catty Examiner."

So it must be true then. The mind boggles.