They'd put a smile on anyone's eek

"Let's try and spend some of this IT money," suggests Milton and I agree. We've got to the end of the week to place orders with IT, who have to OK and order all computer purchases. This turns out to be even less straightforward than it used to be.

"What laser printer should we be ordering?"

"Have a look on the HP site and tell us which one you want."

"So you'll support any printer on the HP site?"

"It depends on which one you choose, we won't know until you tell us."