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Monday, March 05, 2007

Elvis has not yet left the building

Lemuel was a bit late out last night, leaving at half eight. As he went through the security gates of the shopping centre he shouted over:

"You may as well leave them open. The Queen Mother's still in."

"No surprise there, mate. He's in till ten o'clock every night."

Those of us not wondering about his home life are left bewildered: what's he actually doing?

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