I'm just going now...

I'm developing a mouth ulcer and I'm not sure whether or not to report it in the Accidents and Injuries at Work Book.

I was trying to be serious and responsible in a meeting when I heard T.Aldous say:

"Well, I'm not proscriptive on the way we describe things so long as the job gets done."

I had to bite the inside of my cheek so hard to stop laughing that I drew blood.