As told to his horse, Nellie

"The problem with Warner," says T.Aldous, "is that he's far too pernickety and finicky about little things that should be beneath him."

Says the man who last week gave management group a collective bollocking for disposing of 25 out of 26 copies of the 1998 "New Library: New Network" report that were hiding one of the projectors we didn't know we had.