Unhappy customer at the service desk:
"What on earth are you doing having books like this in the children's library? I took this out so that I could tell the story to my four year old. And what do I find? The boy in the story finds out that his mummy is dying. How awful is that. You should be ashamed of yourselves."
The book is called "Death in a Nut" and there's a big warning label on the cover to say that the story may upset some children.
Ah, the public. Almost as bad as librarians.