I'm ready for putting away...
The Lithuanian Working Men's Club and Institute, which is opposite Catty Library, has just bought a big screen TV for the football, etc. and have put up a big banner outside to this effect: "BIG SCREEN HERE NOW." Catty being a windy place and the Lithuanian Working Men's Club and Institute no good at tying knots, part of the banner has ruckled and partially obscured some of the wording.
I was standing outside Catty Library, waiting to be let in, filled with wonderment: who was Big Doreen and why was she such an advertising draw?