Taking a rise

Feeling lazy and having an arm full of boxes I decided to take the lift down to our floor. I was joined by a couple of teenage girls.

"Do you work here?" one asked.

"Yes."

"The people who work here usually tell us we can't use the lift."

"I can't be bothered," I said.

The other girl explained: "I have to use the lift, I've got toothache."

Heard the lot now!