Tales from Helminthdale: Stretch goals

Thursday, April 15, 2010

"I've heard it all now," says Betty. "He's in the staff room telling somebody that next Monday's definitely his last day in."

Suck your teeth	28%
Put your socks back on	1%
Have a book sale	22%
Freeze all vacancies and complain that there aren't enough staff	8%
Try to spend all your budget in the last week in March	0%
Underspend your budgets by 32% and complain that you're underfunded	4%
Clean some tea spoons	3%
Count the bog rolls	1%
Tell everybody that you were on leave that week	33%