"He was not aroused. Deep in the recesses of his baggy boxer shorts The Phallus - the proud symbol of the Professor's innate superiority over half the population of the world - lay quiescent, a dozing puppy."
Lippy's been convulsed with laughter this past ten minutes.
It's no wonder they need large print.
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Presumably his bark was worse than his bite.
Which half the population of the world?? To this professor, I'm guessing, it's science graduates, i.e. those who don't know that Phallus is Latin for dickhead.
That's hilarious! Don't fancy that prose style but I'm not in the large print demographic yet, anyway.
that's hysterical
Madame DeF: we had quite enough middle-aged ribaldry thank you (-:
Gadjo: a passing glans.
eyeball: this stuff is a great selling point for our magnifying glasses
nursemyra: (-:
I suppose a puppy is better than a snail.
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