How to make sure you get more than your fair share of the office biscuits.
Overheard in the staff room:
"These aren't just chocolate fingers. These chocolate fingers have been hand-rolled on the thighs of dusky firemen from the Catbush Road fire station."
9 comments:
Ooh, oh, where did you say I could get some?
By heck, I'd like so of those. What about some chocolate mini-rolls too? Where would they roll them?
Ladies! Stop it, you'll be having one of your turns again.
DUSKY firemen.... the words "thighs" and "firemen" in one sentence was bad enough!
DUSKY..
I'm not fussy - any old chocolate finger will do me.
Macy hit the nail on the head... dusky... *swoon*
Now what did I tell you? You'll need cold flannels on the backs of your necks
Dusky, I don't care. But firemen and chocolate together! I think I've just caught alight!
Hello and welcome, eyeball! You don't get them to hose you down that quickly!
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