"You see them chairs?" asks Seth, flourishing towards the contents of the fire escape corridor. "Them chairs were only going to be there for a day or two."
"And do we know where they're going?"
"They're replacements for the new ones that arrived damaged."
"And where are they?"
"They're at Carbootsale, Roadkill, Spadespit and Umpty."
"So they've not come back here?"
"So that's why these are not going out there yet?"
"Correct. There's not the room at them libraries. Like we've got a lot of room here."
"So... How many chairs actually were damaged on arrival?"
"We don't know."
"So how do we know how many replacements should have arrived?"
"Oh shit... Are you going to run a charity sweepstake on it?"
"I might do. It depends. We might want to be having one about whether or not he actually does retire before Christmas."