Helminthdale Council will work to put service to the customer at the forefront of its activities.
It doesn't seem to occur to anybody to be embrassed that a local authority actually has to say this. Nor that it's taken the Council's Bobbing Up And Down Team eighteen months to come up with it.
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!! Unbelievable. But of course, so believable. Oh dear. x
"Helminthdale Council will strive ceaselessly on behalf of you, the client, to come up with new, pointless slogans".
So they'll be establishing a call centre then?
LWM: quite so. I've looked around: we are not alone...
Gadjo: not client, customer. "Client" suggests the council may be taking some degree of responsibility for the relationship.
Macy: we've got one! Actually, the call centre and the one-stop-shops are quite good but they give the rest of the organisation even more of an excuse not to want to have anything to do with the public.
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