"And what do you do?" she asked me.
"Essentially, I'm just here as eye candy," I explained, truthfully.
"Don't kid yourself sugarbutty," muttered Sybil, unkindly.
Arctic Odyssey Part 3
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Unbelievable tales from One Who Knows. ‘It is a comfort in wretchedness to have companions in woe’.
| Suck your teeth | 28% |
| Put your socks back on | 1% |
| Have a book sale | 22% |
| Freeze all vacancies and complain that there aren't enough staff | 8% |
| Try to spend all your budget in the last week in March | 0% |
| Underspend your budgets by 32% and complain that you're underfunded | 4% |
| Clean some tea spoons | 3% |
| Count the bog rolls | 1% |
| Tell everybody that you were on leave that week | 33% |
"And what do you do?" she asked me.
"Essentially, I'm just here as eye candy," I explained, truthfully.
"Don't kid yourself sugarbutty," muttered Sybil, unkindly.
6 comments:
Hmmmm, sugarbutty, eh? I think I like it, yes, I'm sure do.
At a well known Northern University, I was known as the Dept's Token Male. Which would have been funny were it not true....so much for equality!
I love the repartee:)
Gadjo: I've written it down for future use.
Affer: I know whereof you speak: except for my very first job I've always been in a very small minority.
Pat: (-:
If you are not just there as eye-candy then - you must be useful aswell.
Sugarbutty does sound very cross North-American and North-England. Sounds worthy of a bite in either region
Wendy: I'm sure I couldn't manage useful!
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